I hate wearing a tie. They are hot, itchy, and extremely uncomfortable. Seriously, why is the business world so in love with them? I don't get it. It looks like a silk penis hanging from your neck. The tie serves absolutely no function. I can't think of one good thing a tie does for the human race other than choke them. If you think it makes you look important and cool, you're just lying to yourself. Next time your getting dressed for work, try to come up with a good reason for wearing a tie. I have yet to find one.

Shawn